1. Why are frogs so happy?        Because they eat whatever bugs them!
  2. Why did the donut go to the dentist?        To get a filling.
  3. Why did the cookie go the hospital?        If felt crummy.
  4. What is a vampire's favorite holiday?        Fangs- giving.
  5. Where do you take a sick pony?        To the horse-pital!
  6. Why did the penguin think something was wrong?        It smelled fishy.
  7. What did the ground say to the earthquake?        You crack me up!
  8. Why is 6 afraid of 7?        Because 7 8 9
  9. Why do vampires use mouth wash?        Because they have bat breath.
  10. Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?        He was stuffed!
  11. Where did the cheeseburger go dancing?        At the meat-ball!
  12. What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?        His shadow.
  13. What can you catch, but not throw?        Your Breath
  14. Where do fish sleep?        In  a water bed
  15. How do you keep cool at a football game?  Stand next to a fan.
  16. Who should you never play games with?        A cheetah
  17. Why was the baby ant so confused?  Because all his uncles were ants.
  18. What goes up & down, but doesn't move?        Stairs.
  19. What is a cats favorite color?        Purr- ple.
  20. What did the chicken say after laying 20 eggs?        I'm eggs-hausted.
  21. What gets wetter the more it dries?        A towel.
  22. How do you catch a squirrel?        Act like a nut.
  23. What kind of dog doesn't have a tail?        A hotdog.
  24. Why was the broom late?        It over swept.
  25. How do elephants talk to each other?        by ele-phone
  26. What did the stamp say to the envelope?        Stick with me & we'll go places.
  27. What did the frog order at the diner?  A croak-a-cola
  28. Where do horses live?        In neigh-borhoods.
  29. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?        Because he was sitting on the deck.
  30. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?        Because then it'd be a foot.
  31. What did the horse say when he tripped?        I'm down & I can't giddyup.
  32. Why do birds fly south?        Because it's too far to walk.
  33. What do snakes do after a fight?  Hiss & make up.
  34. Why did the twin witches where name tags?        So they could tell which witch was which.
  35. What do ghosts have for dessert?        Ice Scream
  36. What gets bigger, the more you take away from it?        A hole
  37. What do pigs do on Friday night?        Have a pig-jama party!
  38. What did the rug say to the floor?        I've got you covered.
  39. Why did the pigs go to park?        For a pig-nic.
  40. Why did the football coach go to the bank?    To get his quarterback.
  41. What has 4 legs, but can't walk?        A table.
  42. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?        I think I'm coming down with something.
  43. What kind of button won't unbutton?        A belly button.
  44. What do you call a sleepy?        A dino-snore
  45. What did the ocean say to the boat?        Nothing.  It just waved.
  46. What breaks when you say it?        Silence
  47. What starts with P, ends with E, and has a million letters in it?         Post officE.
  48. What are two things you can't have for breakfast?        Lunch & dinner.
  49. What kind of shoes do all spies wear?        Sneak-ers.
  50. What did one wall say to the other wall?        I'll meet you at the corner.
  51. How do baseball players stay cool?        They sit next to their fans.
  52. Why was the math book sad?        Because it had so many problems.
  53. What goes up & down but doesn't move?        The temperature.
  54. What kind of birthday did the tree have?       A sappy one.
"I like nonsense.  It awakens brain
cells."