1. "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name..."
  2. "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
  3. After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
    His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us
    brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
  4. "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
  5. A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it
    necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
  6. A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, ages 5and 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the
    first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
    'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' The 5 yr old turned to his younger brother and said, "You be
    Jesus!"
  7. A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led
    him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He
    died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back
    down?"
"A person without a sense of humor is
like a wagon without springs - jolted by
every pebble in the road."