- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to the end of May, you may live in New York.
- If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching, you may live in New York.
- If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in New York.
- If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Albany for the weekend, you may live in New York.
- If you measure distance in hours, you may live in New York.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in New York.
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in New York.
- If your kids Halloween costume is designed to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in New York.
- If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you may live in New York.
- If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in New
York. - If you have more miles on you snow blower than your car, you may live in New York.
- If you find 10 degrees a "little chilly", you may live in New York.
- If you actually understand these jokes you may live in New York.
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