1. Can you cry under water?
  2. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  3. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
    ground?
  5. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  6. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
  7. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
    being would eat?
  8. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
    boat?
  9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  11. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  12. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for
    a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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